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australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

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i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

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dangering:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

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spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

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honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

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shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage

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youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

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